"I am literally shocked that he lost the fucking Kellogg's endorsement. It’s a fucking cereal. What do you think stoners eat? - That’s my next tattoo. A portrait of Michael Phelps ripping a bong on my back. The ultimate irony is that I hate weed because it’s disgusting and awful. The last time I tried to smoke pot I was 22. I watched Boogie Nights and cried myself to sleep while eating Cool Ranch Doritos." - James Ransone
